The Bush Twins

I only heard their speech last night, and what I heard were a lot of lame jokes and a lot of uncontrollable giggling. You can read the full-transcript of their comments here, but beware, they might read a lot better than they actually sounded. This was particularly outrageous:
Barbara Bush: Jenna and I are really not very political, but we love our Dad too much to stand back and watch from the sidelines. We realized that this would be his last campaign, and we wanted to be a part of it. Besides, since we've graduated from college, we're looking around for something to do for the next few years ... kind of like Dad.
Hmmm. What could two recent college graduates do for a few years, you know, to kill time? Oh, I know. Don't worry ladies, camo is the new black.