Coalition of the Willing (2003-2005) Also known as the Coalition of the Bribed, The Coalition? of the Willing? Ha! Ha!, The Not Your Daddy's Coalition, and The You Call That A Coalition? Coalition , the Coalition of the Willing was a 45 (or 48 depending on who's counting)-member group of nations first brought together to find WMD, stop torture, and bring freedom and democracy to Iraq. When no WMD was found, the Coalition started advocating torture, and when people started to realize that freedom and democracy really meant an illegitimate election, membership slowly diminished, until the Coalition was no more. The Coalition is survived by The United States, Great Britain, and don't forget Poland (though, not for long). (via the wonderful Cursor)